The Camera Adds 10 lbs.

'It looks like you gained weight,' my aunt said when she saw me over Skype today.  See web cam shot at left.  Locals consistently say I look skinnier when they see me.  And its not as if a whole lot of time elapses from when I see them.  I absolutely hate when people say that I'm skinny.  Like, do I want to be this thin?  I eat a whole lot.  No, I don't have tapeworm, I'm not anorexic or bulimic.  And yes, it isn't fair.  P.S.  A public service announcement.  If your child bears striking resemblance to a watermelon in shape and volume, do not add further insult to injury by dressing them as a literal watermelon.  Such are the habits of locals here.