By the Numbers.

Days away from home: 638
Number of days until I'm home: 72
Flights of stairs climbed: 1,113
Jiaozi 饺子eaten: 537
Students taught: 150-ish
Weddings since I've been away: 11 (I've lost track)
Ways to pronounce my English name: 7
Haircuts: 2
Cavities: *
Bikes stolen: 1
Miles ran: 0 (!)

*unknown, figure pending dental appt. upon return