I Don't Know English.

My grandma is a riot.  I don't know how she does it, but she's able to scoot by without English just by being cute.  I even have people coming up to me at Safeway telling me that my grandma is cute.  Is this what it's like to tote your baby around and bask in all the compliments?

So I like a proud granddaughter am posting this video as evidence of the alleged cuteness. 

Grandma: (Downplaying her abilities) Don't tape!

[Mom and sister coaching in the background]

Grandma: When the phone rings..."Sorry, I don't know English."