Game Over.

This is so game over.  No sooner did I post my last entry, hop on MUNI, and start my reverse commute on WEST PORTAL AVE (BEWARE!!!) when *WHAP!* I've attacked AGAIN!  AAAAHHHH!!!

You have got to be kidding me.  I was on the other side of the street, for crying out loud!  I can't hear a bird chirp without feeling traumatized.  This is war. 

Options I'm considering...

1) Run.  Dude, I ran a marathon, I could surely outrun those birds...or not...

2) Carry an umbrella.  In the summer.  Yeah.

3) Wear a hood.  But I dunno, the bald headed dude was a victim, too....

4) Park on West Portal Ave, stake out the pattern of these attacker birds and observe carefully their tactics.

5) ???

HELP!!!